Filed by: The Fluffy Executive Board (a.k.a. the dogs)
Overall Staff Performance:
Let’s just say… management showed up. Whether it was at a desk, the couch, or mid-laundry pile, business happened. Treats were delayed. Naps were interrupted. Chaos was… business as usual.
The humans worked on blogs, uploaded Etsy products, and organized digital folders — with minimal snack breaks, if we’re being honest.
We have filed a formal complaint.
📝 Weekly Highlights:
Charmed Pebble Updates:
The human packaged spell jars, fiddled with fonts, and stared at the branding board like it might reveal ancient secrets. Progress was made. Sparkles were applied.
Inkwell & Fern Happenings:
Several printable planners were uploaded while the dogs carefully supervised from under a blanket. The phrase “just one more thing” was said… 14 times.
Internal Operations & Complaints
Treat Inventory:
Low. Morale has suffered. We recommend a restocking and at least one peanut butter bribe per quarter hour.
Nap Compliance:
Nap zones were respected approximately 65% of the time. Unexpected vacuum activity caused multiple relocations.
Walks:
Unclear if these are still part of the employee benefits package. We await clarification.
Other Notes from the Floor:
- The human talks to Canva like it’s a sentient being. We’re keeping an eye on this.
- One of us may have walked across the laptop keyboard mid-upload. No regrets.
- The new manifestation journal was sniffed, approved, and spiritually blessed via tail wag.
Final Assessment:
Despite minor lapses in treat frequency and the suspicious disappearance of the sunbeam napping spot by 2PM daily, the human remains a competent and overly-caffeinated boss. We’ll keep her.
Signed,
The Office Staff
🐶🐾 Bark once for approval, twice for snacks
**Side note from Human: Check out the Etsy shops @
https://www.etsy.com/shop/InkwellAndFern
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CharmedPebble
They are new shops that have items being added every day!
